GURFRIP's GRUDGES:
gurfrip hereby challenges the following cartoons and politicians to Celebrity Grudge Matches.
1. Mike from Monsters Inc.
"Mike you're no toon you're a HACK"
2. REDACTED
3. MIB / Gufrip & Girbee Tag Team
"You Jerks wouldn't know an alien if you were border guards for the Department of Homeland Security!"
4. The staff of CERN
"A bunch of kids that lost their legos"
5. Tek Jansen
-UNLAWFUL PARODY OF SUBMISSION- $.$$
"You BITE me, You get Bitten Tek Jansen - I'll flip you like a Flarge Biscuit!"
6. Any MAJOR Disney Character
SINCE 1994 SUBMISSION TO HYPERION PRESS.
$.$$
"Any Time - Any Place! I'll woop on you like a tone def Mouseketeer!"
7. Mayor Bloomberg
"I Like my FRIES just the way they were - You Communist!"
oUR cHILDREN,
gO FORTH AND BRING THESE THINGS BEFORE gurfrip SO THAT JUSTICE MAY EXIST IN AMERICAN COMMERCE.